opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

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bearwawa:

magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

Crushed to death. Like DEAD dead. Just a pancake. Splat dead dead dead. I just, yep.

(Source: prismaticpeonies, via ganitsirk)

koalatea:

me at forever 21

  • “wow this would be great if it wasn’t covered in crosses and studs”
  • “was the galaxy print necessary”
  • “why is this so cheap”
  • “why is this so expensive”
  • “why is everything so ugly”
  • “why are 90% of my clothes from here”
  • “i hate everything here”
  • “im gonna buy everything”

(Source: koalatea, via kelceyolson)

jumpingjaverts:

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you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

(via goodlifequote)