the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

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I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

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i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

Crushed to death. Like DEAD dead. Just a pancake. Splat dead dead dead. I just, yep.

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